I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees
“One and two and three and four and get them situps right in, Tuck yo tummy tight and do your crunches like this” New Workout Plan- Kanye West I’d love to write about how I’m on the wonderful journey of weight loss. How life, Covid, stress has caused me to sin in the form of […]
You know what burns a fiery hellfire in my asscrack? Men who look like meatloaf with options making ignorant observations on beautiful women. I don’t think actual good looking men have this issue. Have you ever heard or seen Idris Elba, Shamar Moore, or Micheal Ealy speaking ill about a woman’s appearance? I haven’t! If […]
“You make me feel like I’m living a, teenage, dream The way you turn me on I, can’t, sleep Let’s runaway And don’t ever look back Don’t ever look back”- Katy Perry I Dated as a teenager, I’m not sure if that’s an accurate depiction of what it was most of the time. […]
“Even if you have Even if you need I don’t mean to stare We don’t have to breed We could plant a house We could build a tree I don’t even care We could have all three, she said!” Nirvana-Breed The American Dream is to get married, buy a house, have kids, maybe some […]